Sunday, February 20, 2022

Book Review: "The Extraordinaires" by Michael Pryor

SPOIL-FREE SUMMARY

Kinglsey just wants to be a magician, but on the night of his debut he gets a letter from his father, beckoning him home. He returns with a beautiful new acquaintance in tow and quickly learns that there is secret underworld that has taken an interest in him and kidnapped his father. It's up to him to rescue his father and save all of mankind from going extinct.

CAST OF CHARACTERS

Kingsley is a young man who wants to me a magician who specializes in escapology. But he has a secret, another nature that he has been fighitng his whole life that he calls his “wolfish nature”.

Evadne is a beautiful albino woman and a juggler. She also has a large inventory of weapons, most that she built herself. Not only can she make guns, bombs and knives be she also makes her own eyeglasses. Not to mention she has a vast knowledge of technology that is used in the secretive world known as the Demimonde.

Jabez Soames is a greedy man who deals with beings he knows little about for profit. He doesn't have much motivation besides money.

Demona is a female of another race of people called the Neanderthals. She is a loner and has spent most of her life planning and building things on her own. She has a deep hatred for mankind as well as a hatred for the immortals who attacked a clan long ago and killed them all.

PACING

The pacing is a little slower. It starts with Kingsley's magic show going wrong, then he meets Evadne and gets a letter from home. There is a hint that they are being followed but there really isn't any sense of urgency. This might have to do that when Kingsley gets the letter he doesn't immediately explain what the problem is. He just states that he has to return home.

For the most part, the pacing feels slower. And jumping back and forth between Jabez and Demona doesn't really help.

THE VILLAINS

There are two groups in this story. The Neanderthals and the Immortals. The Neanderthals hate the human race, and call themselves the True People. But they also hate the immortals because of supposed kidnappings.

Damona is one of the oldest among them so she ends up being a leader, even though she has spent most of her life alone building her machines. I don't know why she has forgone marriage and friendship. We don't get told why. You would think the Neanderthals would think the most important thing is to increase in numbers and marriage would be mandatory. But it's never discussed.

The immortals live forever but they cannot do this unless they switch out their bodies which wear our human bodies rather fast. But the younger the body the longer they last in it, which is way they look like children even though they are centuries old.

WOLFISH NATURE

In the beginning of the story, we learn that Kingsley has what he refers to as a “wolfish nature”. It's not quite clear what this entails, but it's a supposed danger to Kingsley and he has to fight to keep it in check. I say “supposed” because there is no mentioning of what trouble this has caused him in the past. If there was, that would result in oppressing it making sense to the story. But the there is never a moment in the story where he loses himself to this nature.

Kingsley never admits that he might be crazy and that he doesn't know what's wrong with him. In reality this should be a major problem for him if he has had this his whole life. But other than the fact that he admits he is a loner...it doesn't seem to have bothered him much. We mostly just get told about him struggling to keep himself in check.

THE TRUTH ABOUT KINGSLEY-SPOILERS

Kingsley never clarifies why he might have his "wolfish nature". And yet when Rudyard Kipling walks into the story for some exposition and reveals that Kingsley was raised by wolves, Kingsley isn't shocked or confused. He says he remembers being taken and not rescued and that he only ever felt love and safety in the wolf pack.

So he knew all along about the wolves raising him? He might have started with that. And if that was the case why did we need Kipling to tell the reader anything?

As for his abilities, he can sense danger sometimes and move stealthily. I think he can jump farther and move faster but it's not clarified. But Evadne never notices his skills nor does the author note how his skills are beyond human.

KINGSLEY & EVADNE

Kingsley's and Evadne's relationship doesn't make sense and it doesn't feel real. Minutes after Kingsley meets Evadne he is allowing her to travel home with him on the train. Though he knows nothing about her and is aware from his letter that he is going to be going through some personal issues. But he tells Evadne that he trusts her so that makes it acceptable.

On another note, later on, after they have been through life and death together Evadne says she has to run some personal errands and he can't come with because she doesn't trust him. Ouch.

Also for the most part, Evadne pushes the story while Kingsley goes along. He chooses to go home but it's Evadne who has all the knowledge, weapons and skills. It's she who has the hideout. It's she who has a grudge against the Immortals.

Kingsley's wolfish nature is rarely on display and instead of it being a superpower that might be useful (even if it may be dangerous as well) it's seen as a negative that must always be repressed. Even though we don't acknowledge it much in the story.

There are random parts in the story where it's obvious that Kingsley finds Evadne attractive. It's clumsily inserted and makes him look stupid and shallow. Once or twice I could have forgiven but it happens over and over again throughout the story.

Also a lot of the conversation between them attempts to be light-hearted banter but it gets annoying. And I kept finding Evadne obnoxious, as she was the one that always started this banter. It would have been fine if they sometimes confided in each other to contrast the banter, but they never did.

KINGSLEY'S ROLE-SPOILERS

As I mentioned previously, it's Evadne who knows everything, has all of the skills and has a hatred against the immortals. So why is Kingsley even involved? Turns out his wolfish nature makes him special to the Immortals and the Neanderthals.

I don't know how they learned about him since he hasn't actually done anything amazing with his nature. I guess they just learned that he was an orphan in India and found living in the forest.

They think his brain is special so they want to kill him and take it. That's it. We never learn if his brain really is special by the way. But since the Immortals take the brains out of all they kidnap and kill I guess they have special knowledge.

JABEZ & DEMONA

Jabez and Demona each get a few of their own chapters. They seem to have formed out of thin air and have no real history.

Demona has no family members or friends (she mentions she is a loner, but not why). Except for a grandmother named Signe who died long ago. She says she wants to restore the spirit of her people but she can't even make friends with one.

Jabez has no family members or friends. I guess he is a loner too. Again, we don't learn why. Just because Jabez is greedy and a liar doesn't mean he wouldn't have a girlfriend or a mother that he cared about it. But he has nothing, not even the vague histories that Kingsley and Evadne get.

Also, neither of these characters really get an arc. Jabez starts as a greedy liar and when it ends he hasn't changed. Demona starts as a loner desperate to erase the human race and she ends the story that way.

Damona says she may know who Kingsley really is, because of his behavior (she is told he seemed to change personalities, from passive to aggressive). But we never learn of how she knew of Kingsley's past.

Also when Jabez lies to Damona, telling her that the Immortals want her machines (he thinks it would be good for his business) instead of hating him I couldn't have cared less. I assumed it was important to the plot to cause trouble and that was all.

KINGLSEY & HIS FATHER

Kingsley admits his father never spoke of how he ended up taking care of him. Dr. Ward never married so his foster-son's upbringing wasn't the norm. I expected there to be some sort of conflict between them but for the most part their relationship was dull and lacking in importance to the plot.

There is only one scene where Dr. Ward shows some sign of regret, saying he was sorry not to make it to his son's first show. But that one line is all he gets. And Kingsley doesn't even react to it. We get the line and the chapter ends. We move on and it's never mentioned again.

And earlier Kingsley says his father never spoke about his origins. I guess this caused some sort of conflict but we don't talk about it nor do we get flashbacks to reveal these conflicts.

To say their relationship is neglected would be an understatement. Which is a detriment to the story because it starts out with the goal of saving his father and it becomes saving the world. His father becomes a footnote.

EVADNE'S SECRET-SPOILERS

About a third way in of the story Evadne admits she has a crusade. She has a list she keeps of people who hurt children. The Immortals are on that list. Kingsley's response is “Oh.”

Near the climax, she reveals that her little sister was kidnapped and never found. I found her story uninteresting to say the least. There is no indication of any relationship with her sister which would have made me sympathetic and invested in it.

Perhaps if Evadne had spent the story mentioning her little sister as her only friend and telling jokes and stories about her would have helped. Maybe letting the reader know what an impact her sister had on her. And then revealing that her sister was actually dead.

EVADNE'S INTENDED

Soon after Evadne meets Kingsley she reveals that the picture in her locket belongs to her “intended”. It's obvious that this man is made up although it's not until near the end of the story that she admits the truth.

When we first met her, she gets defensive, explaining that she is an albino and what names not to call her. So clearly she has been teased and bullied most of her life. And yet when she reveals that he is fake, she says it's to stop men from trying to date her.

So she has been bullied and harrassed but she is so beautiful she has to resort to making up a fake boyfriend? She is a victim because she is bullied and a victim because she is so gorgeous that all men desire her. She feels like a bad fanfiction character.

SMARTER THAN A MAN

More than halfway through the book, Evadne asks if Kingsley is bothered by the fact that she is smarter than him. Besides how arrogant this is (as if Evadne knowing a lot about weapons and technology makes her smarter than Kingsley on everything) it's unrealistic to give Kingsley some sort of twenthieth century feminist view on women. It's a pet peeve of mind that writers cannot put themselves in the place of any other time for fear of offending someone.

Any man would feel intimidated if a woman was constantly saving him and showing his ignorance. But Kingsley doesn't feel anything negative? Their relationship is quite dull and giving them an actual conflict would have done wonders. But Kingsley doesn't even confront her about her fake boyfriend.

IMPORTANT BOOKS

Kingsley finds books that Dr. Ward has written in the Neanderthals' possession because they needed it to make the time travel machine (even though this isn't explained).

I am assuming that these books were unpublished notes kept in a journal. Or else the Neanderthals would have had no reason to break into Dr. Ward's home to get them, they could have just broken into an unoccupied bookshop. This isn't clarified though and initially I was left confused.

You could say they wanted to kidnap Dr. Ward in his home, so they had to grab the books he had written while they were at it. Even so, it would probably be easier just to ransack some bookshops at night so they could take their time. Did most bookshops at the time have their owners reside in them? Maybe. Unfortunately it's all left to the reader to make sense of it.

You could argue that Neanderthals are not too bright but this is obviously not true as they manage to build a working time machine. If anything, they are geniuses.

THE OLYMPICS

Turns out the olympics are going to be held in London and the Immortals want to capture some sort of energy from the populace. Apparently, when large groups of people are together they produce a kind of energy called “animus” that isn't anything spiritual but more like a person's beliefs and morals.

I can't be any more specific than that because the story isn't. In fact, it seems to forget about this narrative altogether only to mention it near the end of the story. It comes across like an atheist attempting to find meaning and significance and failing.

TIME TRAVEL-SPOILERS

When exploring Kingsley and Evadne get surrounded by neanderthal. But they have just found the time machine and Kingsley says the only way to get out is to use it. So they end up traveling back in time to 1666 and witnessing the Great Fire of London.

The fact that they just got send more than two hundred years back in time should make them freak out. After all, the time machine doesn't go with them and they have no way of returning. But they just seem curious and maybe slightly unsettled. But I suppose both of them have no friends or family that they are attached to.

Soon afterwards they talk about living here and how they could do a lot of good. They just don't act like real people. Real people would be thinking about how hard it would be and what they would have to go without. They would think of catching a disease and dying. They would be regretting getting into this mess in the first place.

CLIMAX

Evadne and Kingsley seperate, her to stop the immortals and Kingsley to save his father. After this they meet up with Kipling and have tea. Evadne and Kingsley plan to go into show business together.

CONCLUSION

The problems with the story are multitude. The characters are shallow and don't really have arcs. Not to mention they don't make sense becase they are never fleshed out.

Kingsley has a wolfish nature that apparently has never done anything but make him look weird. Not once in the story does it cause him anything more than a slight inconvenience. Evadne is really smart and so beautiful that she has to make up a fake boyfriend. She has been bullied her whole life because she is an albino. So she is a victim and super gorgeous like a mary sue.

Neither Kingsley nor Evadne have relationships with anyone but each other. Kingsley likes his foster father but no information is given as to why. Also the father is only in a few pages of the story.

Jabez and Damona have even less personality, relationships and history.

The story itself is original but unfortunately that's all I can say about it. Neither the Immortals or the Neanderthals make compelling villains, even though the leader of the Neanderthals is a side character.

I give “The Extraordinaires” one and a half stars. Because the story idea and the world itself were original.

Wednesday, February 9, 2022

Book Review: "A Tale Dark & Grimm" by Adam Gidwitz

SPOIL-FREE SUMMARY

Hansel and Gretal are royalty born in the Kingdom of Grimm. But after a series of traumatic events, they decide to leave their lives behind and find a new family. But this is harder than it seems as the twins run into problem after problem and struggle to trust anyone.

CAST OF CHARACTERS

Hansel and Gretal are well intentioned but sometimes naive. Their main itnention of the story is to get a new family. I am not sure if they really have an arc. Both become brave and take risks (I am assuming they were not brave before). Both admit they were wrong about some things (although we don't know exactly why or how Hansel made one major mistake). But they don't ever admit they should not have run away. Or that they should have forgave their parents.

Johannes is the servant to the King and Queen. He is loved and introduced at the very start of the story. He also makes a return near the end.

PACING

The beginning is kind of slow, mainly when three crows get involved and start talking. But the story kicks off right after that. And from then it's one bad event after another. Because of that, I would say it's well paced. Although near the end it slows down a bit to wait for Hansel and Gretal to save the day and figure out the obvious.

A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

When Lemony Snicket wrote his famous series about fifteen years ago or so, it was original. It was silly and unbelievable. All the adults were idiots or evil and the narrator stepped in every few seconds so you remembered he was there.

I liked it when I read it as a teenager. But fast forward and I no longer find such stories amusing. I don't mind if the narrator has a strong voice but I do mind the constant jokes jammed in stories, movies and television shows.

And when every other character besides the main ones are idiots or stupid, it's bad writing. In order for your characters to be likable and to succeed, every other character displayed shouldn't have to be an imbecile.

This story is set up into small chapters, and each chapter has it's own unfortunate event. It's easy to read, and perhaps children will like it because they can consume a chapter and stop, but still feel like they accomplished something.

WARNING: MY BIASES AGAINST PARODIES

I have to making a warning: I don't like parodies. I don't mind making fun of things but it's been done so many times over the decades and I think you really have to be clever to make it work. Think Monty Python or Mel Brooks.

I don't mind subversion if it's done well, it's just not usually done well. It's a gimmick that usually falls flat because a gimmick is all it is.

CHARACTERS

As I mentioned earlier, most of the characters are evil or stupid. It's hard to forget you are reading a children's book because of this. I think perhaps these kind of stories are for a certain age only, and once you go past it, you can't enjoy the book ever again. Some stories are like that. But I think the best stories, even the ones aimed at children or young adults, are books you can read at any age and still enjoy.

HANSEL GOES FERAL-SPOILERS

Hansel and Gretal find a place to live called Lebenwald, the Wood of Life. They are told by some nature spirit not to upset the balance. But Hansel does for some unknown reason. He decides he likes killing animals. This makes him go crazy and Gretal doesn't see him much after that.

He lives alone in the woods because eating berries alone couldn't sustain him. Yeah it doesn't much make sense, he goes crazy and we don't really know why. Whatever the reason, the twins end up separated and Hansel is killed (but not really).

THE CHARMING KILLER-SPOILERS

Gretal meets a young man who is handsome and charming. He invites her to come to his place, alone out in the woods. Gretal's new foster mother won't have it and says its too dangerous but she breaks the rules and sneaks out.

Turns out that this man is a murderer. It's creepy and eerie but the strange part is that is comes across kind of gross. No sexual acts are mentioned but the young man is clearly only targeting woman and girls. And Gretal is a preteen so he is a child predator.

Any adult or young man who wants to spend time alone with a young girl is strange but the villagers are too stupid to realize what's going on. Even though multiple girls have gone missing and he lives out in the middle of nowhere, is not married and keeps flirting with young girls.

So why is it okay to joke about murder but not this? Because most kids will be taught at a young age about murder and death by their parents. They will be told not to talk to strangers or to go off with them. But they won't be told all of the details as to why, just that it is dangerous.

Kids and adults can laugh about the antics in the book because they know it's insane. Meeting the devil is a joke. Cutting your head off and coming back to life is silly. But this one story felt off to me.

HANSEL RETURNS

The story loves to feature gruesome crazy things, perhaps trying to harken back to Goosebumps. Hansel ends up being revealed as not dead (big surprise) and alive inside of a beast. I guess the beast ate him whole. It was silly but I didn't mind.

THE DEVIL DID IT

Hansel eventually meets the Devil after being lost in a card game by his new foster-parent. The story has been silly all the way through but I found meeting the devil slightly more silly.

It's my own personal preference but I have an aversion to meeting Satan, God or angels in most stories, whether they be for adults or children. It's just so hard to write without coming across as cheesy and confirming the author's views on religion.

Hansel eventually escapes by imitating Satan's grandmother (or mother, I don't remember) because Satan has bad eyesight. Yeah, I told you it was a bad idea to have Satan in a story.

PARENTS AND REDEMPTION-SPOILERS

Hansel and Gretal finally go back home but when they talk to their parents, they avoid having to forgive their parents. Instead they focus on the problem the kingdom is going through.

I didn't mind that, it would make sense for them to struggle with it. But this isn't addressed later on. Instead the parents admit they are hopeless and stupid and hand over the throne to their kids.

No, that's really how it ends. Since Hansel and Gretal are good and have traveled around the country, that means they can run a country better.

CLIMAX

Hansel and Gretal are reunited, return home and meet their parents. There they learn about a dragon that has been attacking the kingdom. They put a plan in motion to kill it because their parents are too dumb to think of anything. After a few failed attempts and many deaths, they find out the truth about the dragon.

CONCLUSION

The story is silly and constantly sarcastic. But younger kids could like it, especially boys (I think girls may find it stupid more so than amusing).

The break down of each chapter as a single story is easy reading for children who struggle with short attention spans.

Both children have to go through brutal events, like witnessing people being killed. And this is emphasized to amuse children, like Gretal having to cut off her own finger to open a door, or Hansel hunting down and killing animals like a wolf.

Although I think some of the messages of the book are devious. All parents are not evil and stupid and children should not be the ones teaching their parents. If abuse happens they should reach out to an adult they trust (unfortunately their aren't any in this story).

Also the one story about the killer of woman comes across as inappropriate for kids. I am surprised it wasn't scrapped or rewritten to have less sexual undertones.

I may be harsh, but I can't recommend this book to anyone because of these elements. I can't excuse it by saying the author was just joking. I give the story one and half stars. Because some parts were interesting.